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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

(via an-angry-bear)

Reblogged from dipthatpen

dipthatpen:

You know what they say! One man’s tragic flaw is another man’s pretty reasonable personality asset under the circumstances, I guess. Do…do they say that?

(via 2460onetruepairing)

Reblogged from professorsparklepants

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via idonegaffedit)

Reblogged from insufferablebasterds

insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

Hannibal: a show about psychiatrists and their sassy patients

(via sgtbarness)

Reblogged from kirknspock

stovn:

Chief medical officer, bring a dermal regenerator, we have a serious burn on the bridge.

(Source: kirknspock, via batty4u)

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bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)

Reblogged from gameraboy

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via its-zooey)

Reblogged from overlypolitebisexual

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

(via hanniballecktor)

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saintallison:

Natasha and Tony in Iron Man 2

(Source: saintbucky, via frozenfoxfire)